So, I just got home from a long day’s work and smoked a zol and chilled out in the garden, cleaning a set of plastic drawers. Suddenly, I heard my phone going off inside and ran in to answer. It was a telemarketer trying to convince me to get a phone contract that I didn’t need. Now, the more I explained why it wasn’t for me, the more she tried to convince me. By this time, the joint had kicked in nicely and was giggling with every word I said to her. Eventually she said to me, “Excuse me, sir. Why are you laughing?” I went dead serious and said, “I’m stoned.” There was a pause, then she said, “Excuse me?” And I told her again, “I’m not sober.” There was silence for a while, then she quickly said. “Thank you, sir. Bye.” She hung up before the word ‘bye’ finished.
If you needed a simple way to get rid of telemarketers, you’re welcome.
I’m water fasting, and haven’t eaten anything solid since Sunday. I’m not hungry for food, I just miss the taste of something in my mouth. I’m fantasizing about all the food I’ll get to taste when I’m done.
I came on here to ask everyone something, but it’s slipped my mind completely.
I’ve gone exactly a month without nicotine. I think I’m officially a non-smoker.