Poes.

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:11:33 +0100

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Mon, 06 May 2013 16:45:48 +0100

"I just realized something… Homosexuals are saving the world. Humans are parasites that just..."

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 19:05:17 +0100

“I just realized something… Homosexuals are saving the world. Humans are parasites that just consume the world and our population is increasing so fast that soon there will be no space but homosexuals can’t procreate as easily. Instead families are created out of broken ones and there are less earth consuming humans created. Next time someone tells me they’re homosexual I’m gonna shake their hand and congratulate them for saving us from our own little selves.”

- Timothy John Edwards

So, I just got home from a long day’s work and smoked a zol and chilled out in the garden,...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:51:23 +0000

So, I just got home from a long day’s work and smoked a zol and chilled out in the garden, cleaning a set of plastic drawers. Suddenly, I heard my phone going off inside and ran in to answer. It was a telemarketer trying to convince me to get a phone contract that I didn’t need. Now, the more I explained why it wasn’t for me, the more she tried to convince me. By this time, the joint had kicked in nicely and was giggling with every word I said to her. Eventually she said to me, “Excuse me, sir. Why are you laughing?” I went dead serious and said, “I’m stoned.” There was a pause, then she said, “Excuse me?” And I told her again, “I’m not sober.” There was silence for a while, then she quickly said. “Thank you, sir. Bye.” She hung up before the word ‘bye’ finished.

If you needed a simple way to get rid of telemarketers, you’re welcome.

I’m water fasting, and haven’t eaten anything solid since Sunday. I’m not hungry...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 09:46:39 +0000

I’m water fasting, and haven’t eaten anything solid since Sunday. I’m not hungry for food, I just miss the taste of something in my mouth. I’m fantasizing about all the food I’ll get to taste when I’m done.

I came on here to ask everyone something, but it’s slipped my mind completely.

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 08:20:30 +0000

I came on here to ask everyone something, but it’s slipped my mind completely.

I just have to tell someone.

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 06:25:08 +0000

I’ve gone exactly a month without nicotine. I think I’m officially a non-smoker.

I don’t have tunnels, but I’m cringing at the...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:22:29 +0000

I don’t have tunnels, but I’m cringing at the thought of this.

naniare: In French you don’t say “I’m on my period” you say “Les Anglais ont débarqué” which...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:18:01 +0000

naniare:

In French you don’t say “I’m on my period” you say “Les Anglais ont débarqué” which translates into English as “The English have arrived.” I find that beautiful. The English. Small Englishmen are pouring out of your vagina. They are here. There is no stopping them.

This world will exist as long as I believe it to.

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:44:01 +0000

To me, God will always just be that guy who could have made Pokemon real. But instead, he was all...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:49:57 +0000

To me, God will always just be that guy who could have made Pokemon real. But instead, he was all like, “Nah man, Malaria.”

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Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:58:42 +0100

Face your fears.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:23:42 +0100

"The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no..."

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:44:22 +0100

“The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.”

- Buddha (via sunshinesoul8)

I’ve just done an IQ test stoned. Apparently I’m bright.

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:07:53 +0100

I’ve just done an IQ test stoned. Apparently I’m bright.

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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 18:25:44 +0100

ॐ Abundance Mine ॐ: Ascension and memory issues

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:00:08 +0100

ॐ Abundance Mine ॐ: Ascension and memory issues:

abundance-mine:

Q: What role does the ego play in this?

The ego has helped to keep the fabric in place. The ego has been a very valuable tool for all of you in 3-D-ification, because you’ve needed to learn to separation. That was part of the lesson in 3D. The ego is the “taxi driver” that takes you through the…

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:53:06 +0100

"If we do not do the right thing in our day, our grandchildren will look at us with the same..."

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 09:11:00 +0100

“If we do not do the right thing in our day, our grandchildren will look at us with the same embarrassment as what we look at racist grandparents.”

- Someone (on Equal Marriage)

"Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers..."

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 01:40:13 +0100

“Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information and religions destroy spirituality.”

- Michael Ellner